Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Drag Queen Brunch
Friday, August 20, 2010
I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!
The kink community which I am proud to be a member of also hosts leather competitions (yeah kinky beauty pageants) and I've decided to throw my flogger into the ring.
The competition is on October 2nd in Los Angeles and it's free and at a studio in North Hollywood. Not only will you see the outrageous up close and personal, (unfortunately it will be clothed performances) but you get a vote! And I expect your vote!
The details:
When: Saturday, October 02, 2010 07:00 PM to 02:00 AM
Where: Dungeon Corp, 15821 Stagg St., Van Nuys, CA 91406
Cost: Zero, Zilch, Nada
Dress code: Your sexy, leather best
Description: "Alice In Kinkland" 7:00 p.m. Meet n' Greet
*Alice in Wonderland/Kinkland Costume Party
*Mad Hatter Hat Contest
*"Eat Me" Tea Party
*Queen of Hearts Punishment Chamber
9:00 p.m. SoCal LEATHER WOMAN CONTEST!!!!!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
BDSM is the new Black!
So last night the beautiful Lady Pandora and I went to a vanilla club with a kink twist. The Boulet Brothers (though I only saw one) presented Miss Kitty's Parlour.
I was expecting a night of Stand and Modelers, but after the alcohol was flowing I found plenty of bottoms presenting themselves for our amusement. I thought what a lovely recruiting field for the community.
We couldn't believe in the world of kink for those of us who have successfully hid so long in the closet that what seems to us to be so open and out there now is still a mystery to the general public. Well that ought not to be!
I recall a Stockroom.com ad in the LA Weekly a few months ago: BDSM is the new Black. And thought to myself hell yeah! Now that us old timers are being clammered at to mentor, train and teach it behooves us to remember that we are:
1. still sensitive creatures
2. breakable
3. easily embarrassed
4. have vanilla lives to protect at some level
5. in need of love and acceptance
There are myriad of more things to consider, but primarily we vanilla first, kinksters second.
Play safely People!
I was expecting a night of Stand and Modelers, but after the alcohol was flowing I found plenty of bottoms presenting themselves for our amusement. I thought what a lovely recruiting field for the community.
We couldn't believe in the world of kink for those of us who have successfully hid so long in the closet that what seems to us to be so open and out there now is still a mystery to the general public. Well that ought not to be!
I recall a Stockroom.com ad in the LA Weekly a few months ago: BDSM is the new Black. And thought to myself hell yeah! Now that us old timers are being clammered at to mentor, train and teach it behooves us to remember that we are:
1. still sensitive creatures
2. breakable
3. easily embarrassed
4. have vanilla lives to protect at some level
5. in need of love and acceptance
There are myriad of more things to consider, but primarily we vanilla first, kinksters second.
Play safely People!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Orgasm Recipe for the Busy Woman
(This is a Vanilla How-To Story being published in the upcoming PocketSmut.com. I know I said I'd make you buy it, but who am I kidding!)
**Orgasm Recipe for the Busy Woman**
Prep Time: 12 years Cook Time: 5-10 minutes
List of Ingredients:
**Clitoris** - It may not have worked in some time, but as long as it functioned once, or came close to functioning you’re good to go. Clitorises are like old cars, a good priming of the pump will bring up that motor of pleasure and healthy living, getting you back on the road of life.
**Stimulation device** – for the purist and religious types I recommend go natural with fingers. For a quicker, let’s get her done style instrument, I recommend a battery operated vibrator, however if you know the carbon footprint of this device the battery operation may unnecessarily ruin your orgasm process. Using electrical implements already in the house, such as hand mixer or washing machine may be better dual utility use instead.
**Power Source** – Please check battery strength on all vibrating materials. Dying batteries at the peak need of performance will result in a long, bitchy day to anyone in vocal range of you.
**Lubrication** – Nature again has provided our bodies with the best lubrication from two sources. Saliva is the best starter lubricant. Your vaginal juices once flowing are the second best lubricant.
**Location** – Beds are optimal, however items like dirty laundry, or unmade bed can be orgasm-killing distractions. Search for locales that are inviting for orgasm escapades. If you enjoy the thoughts of feeling dirty or bad, the laundry room may be the perfect place, or the floor space in the living room, the guest bedroom, or if you happen to have a marble kitchen counter space, consider yourself lucky and clear space enough for you and your big cool marble, hot flesh fantasy orgasm. Bathtubs are also excellent locations to recline, using the water spigot as a powerful and natural instrument of pleasure.
**Music** - has always been a great relaxing aid for mood setting of any sexual practice. Quick and easy orgasms though are not often completed in the length of one song. A note of caution, relaxing instrumental music may be used if the music does not cause a sleep reaction to your body, if you use in riskier locations. Your children may find you sprawled out on the couch with Yanni playing and your vibrator still buzzing. It may cause an early discussion of family sexual practices at an inconvenient time.
**Visual Memory/Fantasy**
- are also an excellent stimulation aid. For illustrative purposes I will share with you an example I use frequently: Charlie from my graduate studies program. A young man still in his high sperm production age and hotness, Charlie is hot. Though he constantly hides under a baseball cap, with dark frame glasses and way to much clothing. But upon closer inspection you discover thick black phallic eyebrows, smooth Arabian skin, and soft dark brown eyes with the obligatory long lashes. Stalking him for a significant time you will catch a glimpse of his thick, strong, head full of black hair. The kind of hair that’s like a reign you pull while riding his hips in the Cowgirl position achieving your galloping orgasm. But his best feature, are his hands. He’s a writer and has fine, white-collar hands. These are the kind of hands you should imagine stroking your spine, pulling the hair on the top of your head just as you are at the point of your orgasm, or slapping your buttocks, evenly and consistently in a manner that further stimulates your whole vaginal area. I recommend taking the time to visually undress him and concentrate on his erection beginning to rise through his clean white boy shorts. The contrast of his dark olive skin against those tight, white, mid-thigh length, shorts are the only bow necessary for my X-mas Lexus parked out front.
Practice imagining his body, responding to you watching him reveal himself, solely for the purpose of your orgasm and visual pleasure. In your mind, turn his body around and watch him bend slightly as he removes his shorts. Your eyes then can feast at two perfect buttocks for stroking and gripping pleasure. I am personally working on a Charlie Pole Dancing routine, ending with Charlie swirling around, advancing down the pole, erect and dripping with pre-cum to my waiting, wet vulva.
Directions:
Prep the area if it has not been used in quite some time. Mix above ingredients in the order of priority of your body’s response.
Begin stroking the spots that call for attention.
Continue stroking, adding visual stimuli as necessary. You should begin to feel flutters of pleasure starting to release in your lower body.
Add kegel exercises as necessary. This combination will guarantee reaching an orgasm but must be practiced. Flutters will continue as long as the body is coming closer to orgasm, however forgetting to breathe will stop the flutters but the kegeling, along with long oxygen pulls will stimulate the wave producing orgasm expansion of this recipe.
Allow the body to continue it’s tremors with gentle stroking, applying just enough pressure to be interesting and not annoying. Let the ‘waves’ of orgasm flow over the body until they subside.
The endorphin producing orgasm will allow your body to relax, rebuilding physical, emotional and mental properties your body needs. Practice orgasm making recipe often for a fuller, richer, happier life. You cannot have to many orgasms in life. And for you religious types that have had a stunted childhood you are down tens of thousands. The good news is, the more your have the more you will want. And thanks to Charlie for so many lovely orgasms in his honor!
Options: For even quicker, stronger orgasms, remove all pubic hair!
**Orgasm Recipe for the Busy Woman**
Prep Time: 12 years Cook Time: 5-10 minutes
List of Ingredients:
**Clitoris** - It may not have worked in some time, but as long as it functioned once, or came close to functioning you’re good to go. Clitorises are like old cars, a good priming of the pump will bring up that motor of pleasure and healthy living, getting you back on the road of life.
**Stimulation device** – for the purist and religious types I recommend go natural with fingers. For a quicker, let’s get her done style instrument, I recommend a battery operated vibrator, however if you know the carbon footprint of this device the battery operation may unnecessarily ruin your orgasm process. Using electrical implements already in the house, such as hand mixer or washing machine may be better dual utility use instead.
**Power Source** – Please check battery strength on all vibrating materials. Dying batteries at the peak need of performance will result in a long, bitchy day to anyone in vocal range of you.
**Lubrication** – Nature again has provided our bodies with the best lubrication from two sources. Saliva is the best starter lubricant. Your vaginal juices once flowing are the second best lubricant.
**Location** – Beds are optimal, however items like dirty laundry, or unmade bed can be orgasm-killing distractions. Search for locales that are inviting for orgasm escapades. If you enjoy the thoughts of feeling dirty or bad, the laundry room may be the perfect place, or the floor space in the living room, the guest bedroom, or if you happen to have a marble kitchen counter space, consider yourself lucky and clear space enough for you and your big cool marble, hot flesh fantasy orgasm. Bathtubs are also excellent locations to recline, using the water spigot as a powerful and natural instrument of pleasure.
**Music** - has always been a great relaxing aid for mood setting of any sexual practice. Quick and easy orgasms though are not often completed in the length of one song. A note of caution, relaxing instrumental music may be used if the music does not cause a sleep reaction to your body, if you use in riskier locations. Your children may find you sprawled out on the couch with Yanni playing and your vibrator still buzzing. It may cause an early discussion of family sexual practices at an inconvenient time.
**Visual Memory/Fantasy**
- are also an excellent stimulation aid. For illustrative purposes I will share with you an example I use frequently: Charlie from my graduate studies program. A young man still in his high sperm production age and hotness, Charlie is hot. Though he constantly hides under a baseball cap, with dark frame glasses and way to much clothing. But upon closer inspection you discover thick black phallic eyebrows, smooth Arabian skin, and soft dark brown eyes with the obligatory long lashes. Stalking him for a significant time you will catch a glimpse of his thick, strong, head full of black hair. The kind of hair that’s like a reign you pull while riding his hips in the Cowgirl position achieving your galloping orgasm. But his best feature, are his hands. He’s a writer and has fine, white-collar hands. These are the kind of hands you should imagine stroking your spine, pulling the hair on the top of your head just as you are at the point of your orgasm, or slapping your buttocks, evenly and consistently in a manner that further stimulates your whole vaginal area. I recommend taking the time to visually undress him and concentrate on his erection beginning to rise through his clean white boy shorts. The contrast of his dark olive skin against those tight, white, mid-thigh length, shorts are the only bow necessary for my X-mas Lexus parked out front.
Practice imagining his body, responding to you watching him reveal himself, solely for the purpose of your orgasm and visual pleasure. In your mind, turn his body around and watch him bend slightly as he removes his shorts. Your eyes then can feast at two perfect buttocks for stroking and gripping pleasure. I am personally working on a Charlie Pole Dancing routine, ending with Charlie swirling around, advancing down the pole, erect and dripping with pre-cum to my waiting, wet vulva.
Directions:
Prep the area if it has not been used in quite some time. Mix above ingredients in the order of priority of your body’s response.
Begin stroking the spots that call for attention.
Continue stroking, adding visual stimuli as necessary. You should begin to feel flutters of pleasure starting to release in your lower body.
Add kegel exercises as necessary. This combination will guarantee reaching an orgasm but must be practiced. Flutters will continue as long as the body is coming closer to orgasm, however forgetting to breathe will stop the flutters but the kegeling, along with long oxygen pulls will stimulate the wave producing orgasm expansion of this recipe.
Allow the body to continue it’s tremors with gentle stroking, applying just enough pressure to be interesting and not annoying. Let the ‘waves’ of orgasm flow over the body until they subside.
The endorphin producing orgasm will allow your body to relax, rebuilding physical, emotional and mental properties your body needs. Practice orgasm making recipe often for a fuller, richer, happier life. You cannot have to many orgasms in life. And for you religious types that have had a stunted childhood you are down tens of thousands. The good news is, the more your have the more you will want. And thanks to Charlie for so many lovely orgasms in his honor!
Options: For even quicker, stronger orgasms, remove all pubic hair!
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